Showing off your 9mm Beretta with stylish new holsters

9mm Beretta, Showing off your Beretta with stylish new holsters

Having a 9mm Beretta these days isn’t cool anymore – maybe it used to be, but now it seems everyone has one and the style points on it are decreasing by the day. You can bring everything back with a tasteful new gun holster that you can order from the NRA website. Here are a few examples.

THE TOTAL CONCEALMENT HOLSTER – THIS LOOPS AROUND THE INSIDE OF YOUR JEANS SO THAT IT CONCEALS YOUR 9MM BERETTA RIGHT AT THE GROIN AREA. THIS HOLSTER MANAGES TO KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE PHALLUS-SHAPED PROJECTILE. AND, ACCORDING TO THE PRODUCT DESCRIPTION, “IT EVEN WORKS ON SHIRTLESS SUMMER DAYS!” NOW, YOU CAN FINALLY PACK HEAT POOLSIDE! YOU’LL NEVER LOSE MARCO POLO AGAIN.

Also consider a concealed carry day planner – you can keep your schedule and appointments in check while also feeling secure no matter where you’re headed. It’s a very unexpected trick as well. No one will expect you to whip out a Beretta Neos when what they think you’re carrying is a Bible or appointment book.

There’s also a holster cleverly called a “flash bang” specifically for women. It attaches to a bra, concealing a small weapon just below the breasts.

And, if you drive in unsafe areas of town, you might want to holster your gun in a Steer clear vehicle holster and car seat sentry. It attaches right below the steering wheel. The NRA says “the open road is a dangerous place for the unprepared.” How very true indeed.

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